Snow White, was all right when she got her man. Fed up with looking pale, she got a bottle tan.
Sleeping Beauty was a cutie but needed to
wake up and smell the coffee.
The Ugly Duckling, was often seen chuckling, as he was beautiful inside.
Jack didn't amount to can of beans, until he became upwardly mobile.
The Three Little Pigs, operating from digs became pink property developers.
Hansel and Gretel, never did settle and ended up in a commune in Wales.
The Princess was restless until she bought a memory-foam topper, while the pea was frozen and sold to an Iceland shopper.
Beauty was a beast.
Little Red, blushed and said: "I should have noticed something was wrong, my granny has a much hairier chin."
Pinocchio woodn’t grow but his nose grew into a branch of Ikea.
Tinkerbell made a smell and blamed it on
Peter Pan. Captain Hook took a look and dispersed it with a fan.
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